Posts

Seminal Baptism

BROTHERS, MAY THE SPIRIT OF PRIAPOS BE WITH YOU. MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH A THROBBING ERECTION AS YOUR READ THIS PHALLIC SERMON ON SEMINAL BAPTISM, WHICH IS FOR BROTHERS SEEKING TO SHOW THEIR DEVOTION TO PENIS. BEFORE THE BAPTISM, THE PRIEST SHOULD READ SOMETHING HOMOEROTIC SUCH AS A PASSAGE FROM THE "PRIAPEIA" (THE PRIAPEIA IS A COLLECTION OF EIGHTY ANONYMOUS LATIN POEMS, FROM 1ST CENTURY ROME, ON SUBJECTS PERTAINING TO THE PHALLUS, AND THE PHALLIC GOD, PRIAPOS). DURING A SACRED, SEXUAL, CEREMONY, THE PRIEST ANNOINTS THE FOREHEADS OF THESE BROTHERS WITH HIS SACRED CUM, AS A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO CONSECRATE THEM TO WORSHIPING THE FULLY, RIGID, PENIS--AS SYMBOLICALLY REPRESENTED BY PRIAPOS (AND HIS HUGE PHALLUS). AS THE PRIEST IS ANNOITING A BROTHER WITH HIS SACRED, SACRAMENTAL SEMEN, HE SPEAKS THE FOLLOWING WORDS: "THROUGH THE POWER OF PENIS, BROTHER, I BAPTIZE YOU WITH THIS SEMEN AND WELCOME YOU INTO THE BROTHERHOOD OF PRIAPOS" AFTER THE ANNOITING THE PRIEST AGAIN SPEAKS
Post a Comment
Read more

The Priapus Sermons

Post a Comment
Read more

Sermon on Homosexual History

  I will leave you with a sermon... Brothers! We live during an auspicious period of human history, when homosexual love has been liberated from the confines of monotheist oppression, and restored to its rightful place of honor, because Phallic Worship pre-dates monotheism. The Greeks didn't just invest democracy and philosophy. They also normalized homosexual love. So, it's incorrect to say talk about heterosexual love as being "traditional" when pagan societies had allowed for homosexuality, thousands of years before the prudish, inhibited, Judeo-Christians arrived on the scene and began forcing homosexuals underground (into the closet). Homosexual love is NOT unnatural. What's unnatural is seeking to inhibit normal, natural, sexual urges between MEN. Attempting to control sexuality is unnatural. Manipulating people into thinking they are bad because of a sexual desire that they can not control is abusive behavior. That's not how an all-loving god would beha
Post a Comment
Read more

Phallic Worship Vows

Bow Before the Glory of the Fully Erect PENISSSS. Show Your Appreciation of His Nudity By Masturbating Your Cock Dedicate Your Cum to the Almighty Priapus For the Glory of Homosexuality. In the Name of Priapus, of the Semen, and the Horny Gays... Ahhh, men.
Post a Comment
Read more

Pansexual Homo

Technically, I'm pansexual, but that doesn't preclude me from also being a proud, flaming, homosexual. Because pansexual includes desiring homosexual sex with other horny homos. I adore indulging in faggotry by worshiping the glorious, beauty, of the FULLY...ERECT...PENIS. Throbbing with the divinely-alluring, lusty, power of Aroused Masculinity. How could I deny my homosexuality when I'm happily obsessed with the glorious beauty of the FULLY ERECT PENIS? But, more importantly, why wouldn't I desire the intense, sexual, euphoria induced upon worshiping the Almighty PENISSS?? Brothers! Never feel ashamed for your love of the FULLY ERECT PENIS. Encourage yourself and others by sharing pictures of HUGE, THROBBING, MAJESTIC, COCKS, so that you will be blessed by Almighty Priapus with the blissful, euphoria, that Penis Worshipers seek. May your erections be frequent and rock-hard...May your cum-shots be plentiful, and powerfully, euphoric. In the Name of the Phallus, the Sem
Post a Comment
Read more

Embrace Homosexuality

 EMBRACE YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY WITHOUT SHAME, FOR IT IS A GIFT FROM THE DIVINE. THANK PRIAPUS FOR GIVING YOU YOUR PRECIOUS PENIS TO WORSHIP, IN HIS HONOR. THANK PRIAPUS FOR BLESSING YOU WITH HOMOSEXUAL DESIRES, BECAUSE IT GIVES A EUPHORIC BLISS, WHICH SADLY, MOST MEN CAN'T APPRECIATE. THAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL.  SO, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO FULLY EXPLORE THE WORLD OF FAGGOTRY, AND HOMO-LOVE, BECAUSE IT'S A RARE GIFT GRANTED ONLY TO THE MOST ENLIGHTENED OF MEN. INDULGE AND ENJOY THE HOMO-LIFE, EXPRESSING YOUR FAGGOTRY WITH GLEE, BECAUSE LIFE IS SHORT. SUCK A LOT OF COCKS...WORSHIP HUGE PORNO PENIS...AND FUCK WHOM THOU WILT, FOR TOMORROW...WE DIE. In the name of Priapus, the Semen, and the Horny Guys...ahhh, MEN.
Post a Comment
Read more

Rite of Passage: Masturbation

 WHEN A BOY DISCOVERS MASTURBATION, IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL EXPERIENCE...IT'S ALMOST SPIRITUAL. IT'S THE RIGHT OF PASSAGE INTO MANHOOD. HIS PENIS WILL BE HIS FAVORITE TOY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
Post a Comment
Read more