Phallic Worship Vows

Bow Before the Glory of the Fully Erect PENISSSS.

Show Your Appreciation of His Nudity By Masturbating Your Cock

Dedicate Your Cum to the Almighty Priapus For the Glory of Homosexuality.

In the Name of Priapus, of the Semen, and the Horny Gays...

Ahhh, men.

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