Seminal Baptism

BROTHERS,

MAY THE SPIRIT OF PRIAPOS BE WITH YOU.

MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH A THROBBING ERECTION AS YOUR READ THIS PHALLIC SERMON ON SEMINAL BAPTISM, WHICH IS FOR BROTHERS SEEKING TO SHOW THEIR DEVOTION TO PENIS.

BEFORE THE BAPTISM, THE PRIEST SHOULD READ SOMETHING HOMOEROTIC SUCH AS A PASSAGE FROM THE "PRIAPEIA" (THE PRIAPEIA IS A COLLECTION OF EIGHTY ANONYMOUS LATIN POEMS, FROM 1ST CENTURY ROME, ON SUBJECTS PERTAINING TO THE PHALLUS, AND THE PHALLIC GOD, PRIAPOS).

DURING A SACRED, SEXUAL, CEREMONY, THE PRIEST ANNOINTS THE FOREHEADS OF THESE BROTHERS WITH HIS SACRED CUM, AS A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO CONSECRATE THEM TO WORSHIPING THE FULLY, RIGID, PENIS--AS SYMBOLICALLY REPRESENTED BY PRIAPOS (AND HIS HUGE PHALLUS).

AS THE PRIEST IS ANNOITING A BROTHER WITH HIS SACRED, SACRAMENTAL SEMEN, HE SPEAKS THE FOLLOWING WORDS:

"THROUGH THE POWER OF PENIS, BROTHER, I BAPTIZE YOU WITH THIS SEMEN AND WELCOME YOU INTO THE BROTHERHOOD OF PRIAPOS"

AFTER THE ANNOITING THE PRIEST AGAIN SPEAKS: "ARISE, O, BROTHER!! YOU HAVE BEEN REBORN ANEW."

NEXT, THE CANDIDATE IS GIVEN A NEW NAME TO SYMBOLIZE HIS REBIRTH INTO THE PHALLIC BROTHERHOOD. HIS NEW NAME SHOULD BE DETERMINED IN COLLABERATION BETWEEN THE CANDIDATE, AND HIS PRIEST, SO THAT HIS NEW NAME WILL HAVE A PERSONAL RESONANCE AND GIVE HIM INSPIRATION. THESE NAMES OF THE BROTHERHOOD SHOULD ALWAYS BE ASSOCIATED WITH SOMETHING PHALLIC OR HOMOSEXUAL, SUCH AS: PHALLIC DEITIES (PRIAPOS, PAN, BAPHOMET) FAMOUS HOMOSEXUALS (OSCARE WILDE, LEONARDO DA VINCI, HARVEY MILK) AND GAY MEN FROM TV AND MOVIES (ALBUS DUMBLEDORE).

THE PRIEST WILL BE REWARDED FOR OFFERING UP HIS PENT-UP SACRAMENT OF SEMEN BY RECEIVING THE BLISSFULL BLESSINGS OF SEMEN SACRIFICE.

IN THE NAME OF PRIAPOS, THE SEMEN, AND THE HORNY GUYS...AHH, MEN.

YOURS-IN-COCK,

-Magus Mikros Priapos

Grand Master of The Brotherhood of Priapos

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