Rite of Passage: Masturbation
WHEN A BOY DISCOVERS MASTURBATION, IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL EXPERIENCE...IT'S ALMOST SPIRITUAL.
IT'S THE RIGHT OF PASSAGE INTO MANHOOD.
HIS PENIS WILL BE HIS FAVORITE TOY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
Seminal Baptism
BROTHERS, MAY THE SPIRIT OF PRIAPOS BE WITH YOU. MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH A THROBBING ERECTION AS YOUR READ THIS PHALLIC SERMON ON SEMINAL BAPTISM, WHICH IS FOR BROTHERS SEEKING TO SHOW THEIR DEVOTION TO PENIS. BEFORE THE BAPTISM, THE PRIEST SHOULD READ SOMETHING HOMOEROTIC SUCH AS A PASSAGE FROM THE "PRIAPEIA" (THE PRIAPEIA IS A COLLECTION OF EIGHTY ANONYMOUS LATIN POEMS, FROM 1ST CENTURY ROME, ON SUBJECTS PERTAINING TO THE PHALLUS, AND THE PHALLIC GOD, PRIAPOS). DURING A SACRED, SEXUAL, CEREMONY, THE PRIEST ANNOINTS THE FOREHEADS OF THESE BROTHERS WITH HIS SACRED CUM, AS A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO CONSECRATE THEM TO WORSHIPING THE FULLY, RIGID, PENIS--AS SYMBOLICALLY REPRESENTED BY PRIAPOS (AND HIS HUGE PHALLUS). AS THE PRIEST IS ANNOITING A BROTHER WITH HIS SACRED, SACRAMENTAL SEMEN, HE SPEAKS THE FOLLOWING WORDS: "THROUGH THE POWER OF PENIS, BROTHER, I BAPTIZE YOU WITH THIS SEMEN AND WELCOME YOU INTO THE BROTHERHOOD OF PRIAPOS" AFTER THE ANNOITING THE PRIEST AGAIN SPEAKS...
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