Phallus Worship Is The New Religion

 NO RELIGION GIVES YOU THE EUROPHIC BLISS THAT'S YOURS WHEN YOU WORSHIP PENIS THROUGH MASTURBATION. 

PHALLIC WORSHIP IS THE NEW RELIGION.

MASTURBATION BRINGS US TOGETHER TO SHARE IN THE JOY OF COCK, AND THE JOY OF MANHOOD, BY CREATING A BROTHERHOOD OF FELLOW TRAVELERS, WHICH GIVES US GUIDANCE (AND A SENSE OF BELONGING, IN SUCH A LONELY WORLD).

MASTURBATION IS A SPIRITUAL RITUAL WHICH GIVES US GREAT COMFORT.

EDGE YOUR ORGASM HIGHER, AS YOU PLUNGE DEEPER INTO WORSHIP, UNTIL YOU ERUPT CUM SO HARD (AND STRONG) THAT THE EUPHORIC RUSH OF BLISS ENABLES YOU TO TRANSCEND THE SUFFERING OF THE WORLD.

SHARE PHALLUS WORSHIP WITH ALL MEN, THAT THEY MIGHT KNOW THE POWER OF THEIR PENIS!!

IN THE NAME OF THE PHALLUS, THE SEMEN, AND THE HORNY GAYS,

AHH, MEN.

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